Haddock wraps

An homage to The Seafood Shack in Ullapool, brought on by beachcombing* on a sunny afternoon.

Ingredients:

Birds Eye battered haddock portions

Mission Deli wheat & white wraps

Frozen peas

Teaspoon chopped fresh mint

Tablespoon chopped fresh parsley

A chopped gherkin

A heaped tablespoon of creme fraiche

Three heaped tablespoons of mayo

Romaine lettuce

Rocket

Olive oil, rapeseed oil, white wine vinegar

Salt and pepper

Get the fish fillets in the oven

Blanche the peas in boiling water then refresh in cold and drain. Blitz them roughly with a hand blender then mix with the herbs, creme fraiche and mayo plus a dash of vinegar, seasoning to taste.

Wash, dry and chop a romaine leaf per person and combine with a handful of rocket. Make a vinaigrette with 2tsp olive oil, 1tsp rapeseed oil and 1tsp vinegar, season and dress the leaves.

Divide the pea dressing between the wraps and spread evenly. Place the fish on the wrap, add the salad, wrap and serve.

Add some shallot?

* ok, cleaning up wipes, condoms and assorted plastic: somebody's got to do it, especially when their employer organises it.

Pasta with a fresh chanterelle sauce

Reduce a pint of chicken stock and a glass of white wine by two thirds with parsley stalks and a saffron strand.

Fry onions and then garlic gently to soften. Add finely chopped chanterelles plus some quartered and fry till the liquid is bubbling away. Add the reduced stock, then stir in double cream. Check the seasoning and stir in fresh chopped parsley.

Serve with gigli.

Bacalao - a salt cod stew

Four skinless, boneless cod loins
1kg salt for curing
A large potato
A large onion
Two red peppers
A dozen small plum tomatoes
Green beans
Plain flour
Herbes de Provence
A bunch of fresh parsley, leaves picked, stalks reserved
A fresh bay leaf
Paprika
White wine
Vegetable stock
Salt and pepper
Olive oil for frying

Skin, wash and de-bone the cod fillets. Pat dry and encase in salt in a lidded plastic container; place in the fridge for 24 hours.

Remove the fish from the salt, wash and pat dry. Wrap in muslin and place on a plate in the fridge for three days, turning occasionally.

Soak the cod in a large bowl of water for at least 12 hours, changing the water regularly.

Heat the oven to 200C, oil the peppers and roast on a tray for around 30 minutes till beginning to char. Remove from the oven, cool a little, then skin, core, deseed and chop, reserving the juice.

Thinly slice the onion and in a large, heavy saucepan, fry gently in the olive oil for around ten minutes.

Peel and cut the potato into 1cm dice and fry with the onions and for a few minutes, adding the herbes de Provence and parsley stalks.

Blend the tomatoes. Wash and trim the beans and cut into 2cm lengths.

Cut the cod loins into 2-3cm pieces, roll in seasoned flour and in a frying pan, fry in batches in a little olive oil till beginning to brown. Set aside.

Deglaze the frying pan with a glass of white wine, then pour the wine into the saucepan, turning up the heat to simmer. When reduced a little, add the blended tomatoes and simmer for five minutes.

Add the chopped red peppers, a sprinkle of paprika, the crushed bay leaf and enough stock to cover, then simmer gently for twenty minutes, lid on.

Add the cod and green beans, add more stock as needed to almost cover and simmer with the lid off for around ten minutes, till the beans are tender. Stir in the chopped fresh parsley and serve.

Serve with saffron rice.

Hot smoked salmon

Ingredients

2 salmon fillets, skinless or skin on, doesn't matter
50g sea salt
50g sugar
Olive oil

Mix the salt and sugar and cover the fish in it. Refrigerate for 30 minutes

Wash the cure off and pat dry with kitchen roll. Leave the fish uncovered in the fridge for an hour until completely dry.

Rub the fish with oil.

Soak the wood chips for ten minutes before draining and adding to the smoker.

Place the fillets on a wire rack, skin side down if not skinless.

Smoke for 10-12 minutes over a medium heat.

Chilli con carne

 Everyone has a chilli recipe, right? Here's mine.

Serves 4

For the chilli

500g pork mince
1 red pepper, diced
2 medium onions, thinly sliced
4 cloves of garlic, chopped
2 sticks of celery, chopped
300g of San Marzano/fresh plum tomatoes
200g of passata
½ - 1 teaspoon of smoked habanero chilli flakes
1½ teaspoons of cumin
1½ teaspoons of paprika
1 teaspoon of dried oregano
A couple of sprigs of fresh thyme
A fresh bay leaf
1 stick of cinnamon
½ teaspoon of mushroom powder
1 teaspoon of Marmite
2 squares of unsweetened dark chocolate
A small glass of red wine
½ litre of beef stock
Rapeseed and olive oil
Salt and pepper

For the grains

1 teacup of 50:50 bulgur wheat and quinoa
½ litre of chicken stock
1 clove of garlic, smashed and peeled
1 teaspoon of tomato purée

For the guacamole

1 large ripe avocado, finely chopped or mashed
4 small plum or cherry tomatoes, chopped
½ small onion or shallot, grated or minced
1 fresh red chilli, deseeded to taste and thinly sliced
A large pinch of paprika
A teaspoon of sour cream
1 teaspoon of chopped fresh coriander
A squeeze of lemon juice
Salt and pepper

Fry the onions in a generous amount of rapeseed oil till golden, then add the pepper, celery and garlic and sweat for around five minutes. Remove from the pan then add the olive oil; when sizzling, add the mince and cook on a high heat for 5 - 10 minutes, breaking up and turning till well browned. Return the vegetables to the pan and pour in the red wine, bubbling till reduced. Mix in the herbs, spices and chopped tomatoes, then cover for around ten minutes, till the tomatoes begin to break down. Stir in the passata and add stock to just cover; simmer uncovered till the stock has reduced by about half, then add more stock and repeat.

While the chilli is reducing, put the grains, puree and garlic in a small saucepan and stir in 1.5 times the volume of chicken stock. Bring to the boil, cover the pan tightly and cook on a very low heat for ten minutes. Remove from the heat and stand for twenty minutes. Prepare all the ingredients for the guacamole and mix together, seasoning as needed.

Now stir the Marmite and chocolate into the chilli and cook for another ten minutes, adding more stock or water as needed. Season to taste then serve with the grains and the guacamole.

Smackshuka

 On the morning of Madame's 40th she was leafing through one of her presents, Yasmin Khan's beautiful Ripe Figs (ISBN 978156609724), when she saw a simple dish of eggs fried with sliced, spicy sausage. This sent her on a trip down memory lane to childhood leftovers, and set me thinking about lunch. Fast forward a few hours and a vaguely shakshuka-like thing took shape from what presented itself in the fridge. Although it's definitely a mixture, it doesn't quite clear the bar for shakshuka because the tomatoes are absent, the eggs are more fried than poached in sauce - and it has a chunk of pork in there. Still, the flavours are similar and it smacks you in the chops, so "smackshuka" it is.

Serves 2

A length of chorizo (this was about 50g but you know best how much you want), diced
Half a brown onion, thinly sliced
Three eggs
A tablespoon or two of hot sauce (like this kimchi one from Aye Pickled)
A gherkin, roughly chopped
A small slice of feta
A tablespoon of sour cream
A good pinch of aonori and another of paprika
A dribble of white wine vinegar
Oil for frying (I used rapeseed)

Heat the oil in a frying pan and cook the onion and chorizo till the onion is soft and golden and the chorizo releasing its oil. Add the hot sauce and stir fry for 30 seconds, then tip in the gherkin, closely followed by the eggs - you want the yolks to break a bit - and tip around to coat the pan. When the eggs are just set, crumble over the feta and the seaweed and cook for a couple of minutes until the cheese begins to soften - plus a couple more if you like your eggs crispy underneath - then drizzle on a little vinegar. Top with dollops of sour cream and sprinkle with paprika. Serve with crusty bread.

Aonori sprinkle is dead easy to make if you can get to a clean beach - just snip some (cardinal rule of foraging, only what you need) off the rocks, take it home, wash it and dry it in a low oven. Crumble and there's instant seaweed tastiness, that'll keep in a wee jar for a month or two: always awesome with eggs.

Daal balls

½ cup toor daal (yellow split peas)
½ cup masoor daal (red lentils)
½ teaspoon fenugreek
½ teaspoon cumin seeds
¼ teaspoon turmeric powder
½ teaspoon cayenne pepper
½ teaspoon salt
Small handful of shredded wild garlic leaves or a minced garlic clove
Small handful of shredded coriander (if not using wild garlic)


Put the toor daal into a saucepan and cover with water. Bring to the boil, then add the masoor daal and stand for 30 mins - 1 hour until the lentils are slightly tender.

Toast the fenugreek and cumin seeds in a frying pan.

Drain the lentils and blitz in a food processor. Grind the fenugreek and cumin and add to the lentils with the other spices and the salt, followed by the herbs and garlic/onions, mixing well. If the dough doesn't hold together add a little gram flour till it does.

Form large teaspoons of the mixture into balls. Deep fry for six or seven minutes.